Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Queen's Meme....Blogging Outside the Box

This is a new Meme that I was invited to participate in......

This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember: Don't end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
I told the Queen to stop being so whinny and put on "her big girl panties and deal with it". Who knew you couldn't be honest with the Queen.

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
Bitter Sweet Moments: A Snapshot into the Bitter Sweet Journey of Life

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?
Were you really guilty?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
The Bitter Sweet Reality of my Life.

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
I'm having trouble with this one...I'll have to come back to it;)

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
Thou shall not wear a string bikini if you are over a size 8. (Just got home from the beach....this concept always amazes me)

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
That I dream of having her job:)

Ok so I must confess this was kinda hard for me. I am very crafty, but apparently not when it comes to fiction writting:) Happy Tuesday!!!


Mimi Lenox said...

My big girl panties are at the cleaners along with my string bikini...but I'll consider it.

I think your fiction was just fine. Thank you for playing my very first meme! Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by my playground. I really appreciate it. Love your 1 3 and 8. Classic answers. Great job :)

Kwizgiver said...

Fun answers!

Lady Sinistral said...

Haha! Cute!

Mouse said...

Love your answers, though am now wondering if you've got a sword at your throat while stuck in the dungeon due to No7!!!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You are SO right about bikinis. What are they thinking? Great job!

Finding Pam said...

Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my post.

You might get into troulbe with the Queen if you want to take her job. No one could fill her tiny shoes, so just stop thinking those crazy thoughts. Ha! Ha!

nice to meet you, and very funny answers.

devilishsouthernbelle.net said...

Good answers! Thanks for coming by my place. I'm going to have a look around here, especially at Friend-Making Monday. I like making friends!

Bing Yap said...

i agree with your first commandment as god of the universe. yikes! that's the reason why the fortune teller left the room screaming when she saw me in her crystal ball. LOL!